How does an Aquarius brainstorm? By thinking out of this world.Why are Capricorns always on time? Because they respect the value of a moment.Why did the Sagittarius miss the meeting? They got lost in their philosophical thoughts.What’s an astrologer’s favorite exercise? Star jumps.Why are Scorpios the best detectives? Because they always look beneath the surface.Why don’t Libras make good thieves? Because they can never make up their minds which way to go.How did the Virgo astrologer solve the puzzle? With careful analysis and precision.Why did the Leo wear a crown to the party? Because they are the kings of the zodiac.Why did the astrologer go to therapy? She said the stars weren’t aligning.Why are Cancerian astrologers great cooks? They always have a crab boil on the stove.Why don’t astrologers like to argue? Because it’s always a heated constellation debate.Why did the Gemini bring two umbrellas to the picnic? Because they always have a backup plan.Why don’t astrologers ever get bored? Because they always have the whole universe to explore.Why was the astrologer bad at baseball? He thought the Big Dipper was a big hitter.Why did the Aries refuse to play hide and seek? Because he didn’t want to be rammed into a corner.Why did the astrologer get arrested? For mooning in public.Why did the astrologer bring a ladder to the meeting? He wanted to reach for the stars.Why don’t astrologers use bookmarks? Because they always know what sign they’re on.
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